a boy was hitting on me in class today....
and that never happens so I was like…. ….. …. … …meow.
pjcalamity: afternoonsnoozebutton: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. Oh God,...
I want to leave a mark. But the marks humans leave are so often scars.– Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars (via thebenignabyss)
Augustus Waters: I just met you
Augustus Waters: And this is crazy
Augustus Waters: But, I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.
Augustus Waters: So call me maybe.
fuckyeahricksantorum: mitt romney sings baby
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is not tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon
"They're not my home, not anymore. Not like they...
Phantom: I see you kissing on the roof with the girl I love and I'm like—
Phantom: CURSE YOU.
Phantom: *brings down chandelier*
I don't love many things anymore...(happy!)
[[MORE]] but I feel like I dwell on the lack of love, not the fact that the things I do love, have just gained more importance. Like these things and people and ideas are a part of a VIP part of my heart. Like… 1.) Kittens 2.) Chai Tea 3.) Casablanca 4.) Disney 5.) Jason Mraz 6.) Eric Whitacre 7.) Noah and the Whale 8.) Open Mic nights 9.) Nail polish 10.) The fact that jelli is...
[[MORE]] Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, I still love you. You say? Which one? Mostly I’d just laugh, cause I know it’s not true. Do you trust your gut instinct? Always because even when I think I’m nuts, it’s right. Does anyone call you babe? mhmmm. My mod mate. Do you ever get paranoid when someone is reading your text messages? YES. Me and my gays...
no-regrets-smoshy-livin: wugs: ...
Oh no! No! I love you Hänschen, as I have never...
supremebitchgoddess: And so you should!
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But can you beat me?
Oh, let's make babies!